Eve Lom Does Expensive Supernoodles, Badly

With my recent Space.Nk purchase I received a pot of the Eve Lom Cleanser, priced at a shocking £85.00 if you want a full sized pot. This is something I always look at when venturing into Space Nk, or online- and receiving this little pot has made me so happy I never went in and bought it.

Save yourself the money, and buy yourself a packet of: chicken supernoodles, curry supernoodles, mix them together, and put them on your face- same smell, exact, same, smell. I can't stress enough how vile the scent of this cleanser is, it's 110% a mixture of various supernoodles, and I've had a few people stick their nose in the pot and agree.

Not only does it have it's extremely foody queer scent, but I think the texture is awful, it's not nice to apply, wash off or enjoy just sitting on your face working some magic. (Which it doesn't.)
It's literally like washing your face with lip balm- it's so greasy, oily and thick to work with- yes it melts away make up, but that's the ONLY pro to the whole product. As well as the lip-balm texture, it has these tiny little odd grains in it, which aren't exfoliating, just add to the awful texture.

My skin has been absolutely flawless for months, and after using this just for the first time yesterday, I woke up this morning and I had redness around my nose and loads of little bumps- I read that this product is full of irritants- If i'd known this before I wouldn't of put it on my face. All through the day after my skin felt like it was burning and just super uncomfortable under my make-up.

I definitley won't be using any more of this sample- maybe they're giving away such large samples because it's so horrid- who knows?


  1. Sounds absolutely awful, the smell alone would put me off!

    The Velvet Black | UK Style & Beauty Blog

    1. It's now been handed down to my mam ha- couldn't face it again

  2. Uh, that sounds horrible! I just received a sample of this one, too, and now I am reluctant to even try it.

    Linda, Libra, Loca: Beauty, Baby and Backpacking

  3. This is hilarious! I got a pot when I ordered the new NARS palette, had one sniff and thought the same thing! Had no idea the full size was that expensive either, I haven't used mine yet, could be a possibility for eBay!

    Danielle's Beauty Blog

    1. Hahaha thank you!
      Yeah I don't recommend it- especially if you have sensitive/easily irritated skin x


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